(06-12-2011 01:34 AM)Mark Wrote:  lol boss, funny you post that today. Similar thing happened to me last night. An old friend of mine just arrived here in Prague from the US and we got a little too crazy with the booze our first night out. Girl I hooked up with was uhh... well, let's just say it was not my most impressive conquest... don't remember her name and even if I did, I'd be scared to death to find her on Facebook. Would rather pretend like it never happened.

Now excuse me while I go take a cold shower...

Oh man, I'm so glad I left home instead of trying to bang her. Waking up to her face in the morning would make me shit my pants. When I saw her on facebook I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought I had hooked up with a cute redhead like Mary Jane from spiderman, but instead it was the fucken green goblin.

Now I gotta tell my drinking story as well: picked up a girl at a beach party after 30min of talking to her. she was a 7. a few days later she approached me at the same beach party again and i was completly hammered and wore a silly hat. we talk for 2min and then i ask her: don't we know each other from somewhere? glad she didn't slap me in the face

Hahaha... been down that road before... Back in 2008 I was at a bar and this mediocre-looking, curly-haired girl came up to me, all smiles. She said hi and started chatting to me. I was like, "Nice, this is pretty cool, she's doing all the work." About 5 minutes in she starts giving me strange looks. Finally she says, "Wait, you don't even remember me, do you?"

I'm like, "Uhh... wait... umm..."

Turns out I had met her in the same bar 2-3 months prior when I was really drunk, taken her home and never called her. I still don't recall that night ever happening... but she insisted it did. And she was NOT happy. She didn't slap me, but there were a number of four-letter words from both her and her friends thrown in my direction.