Hey guys. I'm currently writing my new book and am working on a section that basically talks about all of the stupid shit guys will do if they think it will get them laid. I'm talking pathetic and weak stuff. A couple of my examples:

- In college, I used to drive 4+ hours every weekend for months to meet up with a girl who consistently refused to have sex with me.

- In high school, my crush moved to California mid-school year. I mailed her handwritten love letters and gifts for about a year. Needless to say, I never heard back, lol.

I'm looking for CRINGE-WORTHY shit you've done in the past. Stories of people you know are valid too (this will all be anonymous). Please post them here.

Maybe sharing these will be some good therapy too, hahaha...

I was so desperate and thought I would never get sex, as I was just so socially anxious and incapable of even making out with girls due to fear of embarassment and failure. So I went to Thailand to lose my virginity...

The experience fucking sucked.

I had my first crush on the girl next door ( literally) . Because i was scared of talking to her face to face i looked everywhere for an email adress. I had to visit the websites of all the clubs she was in and looked thru dozens of pages in the guestbooks to find it.
Also i basicly stalked her... everytime i heard the neighbours front door i would go out an follow her :O

On my 20th birthday my friend felt sorry for me and bought me a prostitute so i could lose my virginity.. i was so drunk i barely remember it. Also forgot how the girl looked like

I have to say, doing this I run into a surprising amount of guys who are virgins and are so desperate they consider getting a prostitute. I always try to talk them out of it. So far every single one I know who has done it regrets it.

Dont get me wrong i never regretted it. Only the fact that i was so drunk
At that time i was really scared of anything sexual, i thought if i ever happened to get a girl to go home with me i wouldnt know what to do/ do everything wrong and come after 3 seconds. After sleeping with the prostitute all those fears were gone... and i didnt know why i made such a big deal out of it

Its just that everybody i tell this story seems to think its really pathetic... so go ahead and use it

(04-16-2011 09:55 PM)Lycan Wrote:  Dont get me wrong i never regretted it. Only the fact that i was so drunk
At that time i was really scared of anything sexual, i thought if i ever happened to get a girl to go home with me i wouldnt know what to do/ do everything wrong and come after 3 seconds. After sleeping with the prostitute all those fears were gone... and i didnt know why i made such a big deal out of it

Its just that everybody i tell this story seems to think its really pathetic... so go ahead and use it

If it wasn't clear, I paid for my first time as well. In fact, I paid too much. I was so shy and innocent back then. The woman basically laughed me in the face. Also, she wasn't attractive.

I did learn that sex is easy. It's a very natural motion and there's nothing to be scared of. I wasn't afraid of sex after that. I just had to overcome my fear of kissing then.

Dude, if you're going to go with a pro, you got to at least find the hottest one! And then game her and try to get her to not charge you (which in Thailand is retardedly easy to do)...

But seriously, that's interesting that you guys both found it actually helped with your sexual anxiety. All of the other guys I talked to who did it basically said it was a waste of money and that they feel like it didn't help them with normal girls.

I'd say that the most pathetic thing for me was expecting for the girl to make the move, to approach me, to talk to me, to ask me out on dates, etc. I was like this for years in my adolescence, yukkk!


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If a girl was next to me in class and was within earshot or something and I was talking to my buddy, I would randomly change the subject from like sciences to "I like salsa, man! Do you like it??!! I think it's amazing.! And this and this..." Needless to say, he gave me the most serious bertstare possible:



When I was younger, I would try to cuddle with older women (older as 17 or 18) when I was actually 11 and think I was gonna get some.

Between periods, I would also give subtle sexy eye contact to girls in the hallway thinking they would start coming at me bro. They never did.

In college, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started writing her all these "deep, emotional letters" while also giving dirty looks and even shit talking her new boyfriend (who I didn't know AT ALL...I just assumed he was a douche bag and hated his guts for no reason), and later found out that my ex was reading my letters to her new boyfriend to demonstrate how crazy and pathetic I was... It's actually the reason I got into this stuff.