I subscribe to a few newsletters and one of them is Cliff's list. I enjoy reading the lay reports from time to time, but this one is just so bad and misogynistic that I wonder how many guys actually read this and were like "fuck yea man, that's the attitude you gotta have!" or something like that
Quote:Recently I had another story. Got this cute brunette over to my house from
the bar. Had made no move on her before that. We drink a bit, then head to
bed. She spoons me and finally I go for her lips, but she resists: "I am NOT
kissing you and I am NOT having sex with you." Now … this is a bit
strange, considering she was the one who asked me what I was doing later on
and agreed to come over to my place at 3 AM. So of course, this was token
resistance in my mind. But further insistence was met with a very unsavory
sounding "PLEASE just stop." So of course at this point I have no choice but
to politely ask her to leave. I am not sleeping next to someone as
consolation prize for not fucking them. Sure I could have played the waiting
game, went on one, two, three or god knows how many dates before sexing her.
But what kind of pathetic desperate loser would I be then ? Fucking
pathetic. The chances of major disappointment are way too high to put in so
much commitment, and the signals are already very bad. (Not even a kiss ?
Give me a break.)
At first she's shocked, tries to play nice. I'm gentle but firm. When she
realizes that she won't get what she wants, she FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. She
tells me she has no money for a cab: shoulda thought of that one before
coming here. She says it's 4 AM and it's raining: I'm sorry but too bad. So
finally, she makes a small storm in my house, knocks over the champagne
bottle and leaves her shoes behind. Yes: Miss Princess actually left my
place in the rain at 4 AM barefoot !
Like I said to a friend … sometimes you get laid … sometimes you get
shoes …
And honestly, I much prefer cleaning up her mess and throwing out her shoes
to accepting the frame she was trying to impose on me. Like I'm another
candidate to be one of her orbiters. Man, fuck that.
Ugh what a fucking asshole. Admittedly, if his story is accurate, the girl's behavior is a bit ridiculous. If you meet a dude at a bar and he invites you home, don't go if you have no interest in even making out. That said, his response is totally inappropriate.
(06-10-2011 08:58 AM)Jon Wrote: [ -> ]Ugh what a fucking asshole. Admittedly, if his story is accurate, the girl's behavior is a bit ridiculous. If you meet a dude at a bar and he invites you home, don't go if you have no interest in even making out. That said, his response is totally inappropriate.
+1
I don't get the girl at all. Then again I've brought girls home from the bar who have FREAKED out when they're naked and grinding on top of me, begging me to fuck them and I say, "Yeah..I don't do that" lol
The guy in question has some skewed views on things, however. It doesn't make him an orbiter if it's just supposed to be a ONS. He didn't have to be such a dick about it.
Wow. I think Mark's touched on this pretty well on his new blog post.
can somebody please send this dude a link to the validation thread here? Seriously.
The goal of a LR is to teach how you seduce a girl and/or deal with strange situations. This situation was strange, for sure, but he didnt describe at all how he seduced the girl. So the only goal of this "FR" was to show that he is not a "desperate loser" (mission failed), therefore seeking validation. Man, I can really imagine him sitting the next day with this male groupies in a bar and saying with a self-satisfying smile "sometimes you get laid … sometimes you get shoes".
Besides, he really believed that a girl would suggest to his place at 3am, although it's raining and she has no money for taxi, and doesn't want at least to kiss him? LOL
(06-10-2011 10:07 AM)DaveyDrama Wrote: [ -> ]I don't get the girl at all. Then again I've brought girls home from the bar who have FREAKED out when they're naked and grinding on top of me, begging me to fuck them and I say, "Yeah..I don't do that" lol
The guy in question has some skewed views on things, however. It doesn't make him an orbiter if it's just supposed to be a ONS. He didn't have to be such a dick about it.
What...you don't have sex with girls? Stop blue cliting the bitches..not nice.
I think the guys asked himself, "What would Tucker do".
(06-11-2011 12:49 AM)TheBoss Wrote: [ -> ]I think the guys asked himself, "What would Tucker do".
lol Tucker and that guy = douche.
I can understand being angry that the girl isn't willing to do that when she comes over that late and gets in your bed but be a decent guy at least. Let her sleep, leave and then never talk to her crazy ass again. That girl sounds like she has some issues.
(06-11-2011 12:47 AM)TheBoss Wrote: [ -> ]What...you don't have sex with girls? Stop blue cliting the bitches..not nice.
lmao for a second I was like 'blue clitting? wtf..' hahaha never heard that before. And in my defence, if it's a girl I meet randomly or socially, I always tell her that I don't hook up before we get involved. If it's a girl I just pick up at the club, well, that's not exactly gonna be a selling point is it? LOL but don't worry, my ex-gf once gave me a 1st place ribbon for my cunnilingis skills. No one leaves my place blue clitted
